To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married;
a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.”
While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives;
Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az,
Lockedup-az, Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third
cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.
